I Feel Pretty

Girls in white dresses with blue satin sashes
Snowflakes that stay on my nose and eyelashes
--My Favorite Things, the Sound of Music

I feel pretty
Oh so pretty
I feel pretty and witty and gay!
--I Feel Pretty, West Side Story
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Last week it was a quiz to see if your husband was really gay. Today's Google ad is for "Bows So Sweet -- Cute and affordable hairbows".

The ads are supposed to be matched to the site content. Just because Ranger bitches about not getting his proper citation on nice paper doesn't mean he wears hair bows. Somebody's having it on with Ranger, but it is funny, n'est ce pas?