advert in Popular Mechanics (Nov. 09)
The girls they love to see you shoot
(Bang bang you're dead)
I love a man in a uniform
--I Love a Man in a Uniform,
Gang of Four
When you need a mega dose of masculinity in an overnight package, call SpecialOpsWatch.com.
For $500-1,000 (depending on whether you're content to be a "Patriot" or wish to have a full-fledged Special Ops Stryker model), you may be the happy wearer of [from their site],
"Rugged military timepieces including the Black Hawk, Thunder Hawk, Patriot, Predator, Warrior, Navigator, Vulture, Camouflage series and the waterproof Xtreme Navy Seal Divers tactical watches. All are currently available, only from MTM, and will make a statement of efficiency, dependability and rugged individuality for many demanding years to come."
So get on board with that efficiency model. These watches may cost more than their Casio brethren, but they're a less sweaty way to get your "combat-ready" on. "Xtreme Ops, Dark Ops, Commando Ops, Spec Ops, Night Ops and Special Forces tactical watch models" are available.
Great for picking ups chicks in bars, too.
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