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Saturday, May 15, 2010

Coffee Shop Thoughts

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I think I'm paranoid

Manipulated

I think I'm paranoid

Too complicated

--I Think I'm Paranoid
, Garbage

Did you know that water's

not to blame if you drown?

Can't blame the stone
for being cold

--
The Wired, Machinae Supremacy

Got to concentrate

don't be distractive

Turn me on tonight

Cause I'm radioactive

--Radiocative
, The Firm
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HAPPY ARMED FORCES DAY to all of youse!
(except the guy in the photo.)

While sitting in a coffee shop recently, an Army memory was awakened watching two young male customers of military age. One was schlumpy, slouchy and gamboling about and the other was standing strongly and calmly on both legs while waiting behind the first for service.

This
mise en scene returned Ranger to memories of jump school and general thoughts on having been a paratrooper. While most writing here is about the fallacies of the military and the folly of war, positive life lessons were gained from my military experience.

The start of this process was Jump School in August of '68, and the first lesson was to stand firmly on both legs, and not to cock one's hips like a girly man. As we were expected to carry heavy loads, only that stance would gain the objective. As men we should stand on two legs; what could be simpler and more profound?


From stance emerged memories of the jump commands grilled into every jumper's brain. This is doubly true for those that trained for jumpmaster duties. The jump commands elicit
immediate, ingrained reaction-response from any former trooper. We never forget the jump commands because they kept us alive; they were valuable tools for life.


The verbal jump commands are issued in tandem with visual hand cues from the jumpmaster. It's extremely noisy in a troop carrier when the doors are opened approximately twenty minutes prior to hitting the release point, so the double message insures the command will not be missed.


The aircraft is usually blacked out for security purposes so we learn to use our eyes and ears in a coordinated manner. This synchronization is not always employed in daily life. However, the more input we have, the better decision we can make. Look --> Listen --> Act, that is the formula.


From commands, thoughts went to equipment. Being a soldier implies having a near-religious belief in your fellow troopers, and by extension, one's equipment. Our lives hung from pieces of nylon sewn together and rigged by other men. Jumping out of an aircraft at 180 knots at 700 ft. altitude in pitch black is not an act of blind faith but rather a result of training and trust. If we did not trust we would never exit an aircraft in fl(r)ight.


The jump commands themselves are simple:

  • Get Ready
  • Stand Up
  • Hook Up
  • Check Static Line [thanks to an astute reader]
  • Check Equipment
  • Sound Off for Equipment Check
  • Stand in the Door
  • GO
Each carries its own lesson. We will break them down now:


Get Ready:

This may seem a superfluous command, but it is accurate and significant.

Hours, days, weeks and years compress into this one command. We are sitting there tighter than a dick's hatband, and do we need to be told to "get ready"? You bet. This command locks-and-cocks us, telling us that everything is going as planned and now it is our turn to enter the fray. Whether it be actual or training in nature, the response is the same.


Get ready means you kick the switch. This initiates last-minute adjustments in preparation for and anticipation of the next command.


Next post:
Stand Up.

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5 Comments:

Anonymous barcalounger said...

Suddenly I've got an urge to watch Band of Brothers.

Sunday, May 16, 2010 at 1:35:00 PM GMT-5  
Blogger Serving Patriot said...

@Jim,

I am already liking this forthcoming series very much. Thanks!

And Happy Armed Forces Day to you as well, veteran!

SP

Sunday, May 16, 2010 at 4:35:00 PM GMT-5  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Check Static Lines"

Sunday, May 16, 2010 at 5:23:00 PM GMT-5  
Blogger rangeragainstwar said...

Anon, May 16,
Well you got me , and i put some research and thought into this reply.
I remember the visual hand sign for CHECK STATIC LINE, but i really don't remember using it at unit level.
Some of the reference sites leave this command off also. I believe we just combined the check static line and check equipment into one motion.
When checking eqt we also physically traced the static lines.
If this is unclear, i'm sorry, but that's my memory.
Thanks for the boot.
jim

Sunday, May 16, 2010 at 5:43:00 PM GMT-5  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm a bit of a sloucher and sometimes the day after makes me a little weak in the knees. but when i see a cop or a kid in urban military fatigues (which i been seeing a lot more of around here lately) i buck right up, belt out a loud obnoxious yawn, followed by a big smile and a most confident, "Hey, what's up? Good morning to you!"

Sunday, May 16, 2010 at 8:01:00 PM GMT-5  

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