Tuesday, May 28, 2013

Tactical BBQ Apron


Wondering if any RAW reader happened to strap on one of these Tactical Aprons during the Memorial Day food festivities (knowing how fond we all are of paramilitary chic)?

The Tactical BBQ Apron straps across your torso like a military gear pack and'll keep you prepped for a (crazy delicious!) war with your Weber. It's stocked with a slew of pockets, pouches, and slits sized specifically for spatulas, tongs, brushes, a thermometer, spices, condiments, and even your phone.

Labels: ,


Anonymous Anonymous said...

Actually quite the opposite, Things got a little crazy in cathartic kind of way at our memorial day thing. We ended up with a big bonfire and uniforms and other military paraphernalia got burned.


Wednesday, May 29, 2013 at 9:18:00 AM GMT-5  
Blogger BadTux said...

Tactical... BBQ... Apron....

Forgive the delay, I had to catch my breath. No, I believe such a thing exists. Because retailers have discovered that all you have to do is paint something black and paste the word "tactical" into its name somehow, and it sells. But a friggin' BBQ apron?!

It is a good thing I do not believe in the apocalypse prophesized by that notorious druggie who wrote the Book of Revelations, because surely such an event is at hand. Tactical. BBQ. Apron. The mind boggles.

Friday, May 31, 2013 at 12:32:00 AM GMT-5  

Post a Comment

<< Home