Saturday, September 30, 2006

I, Spy

During times of universal deceit, telling the truth becomes a revolutionary act --George Orwell

President Bush recently told a military group that "asserting Iraq made the U.S. less safe swallows the enemy propaganda" ("Wall Street Journal", 9/30-10/01). I am so glad to have Bush on the watch, outing the moles in our very midst. It is all feeling very much like an episode of "I, Spy," with our own President ferreting out the double agents on our Federal security payroll, as we assuredly can't trust them.

Clearly, Bush mistakenly thinks we have paid for subversives to work in our own agencies. They have attempted to make us think that the Iraq invasion was a wrongheaded move, and the source of this "enemy propaganda" was none other than the consensus of all the intelligence agencies of the Federal government, accumulated in the recently released National Intelligence Estimate (NIE). I might add that their total budget is unknown, due to secrecy requirements.

So it seems that Federal agencies are now the source of insidious enemy propaganda... Lest you think I believe any of this, I do not. The agencies are faithfully fulfilling their assigned duties; the President should do the same.

What the President is really saying is that the intelligence professionals will not be compromised when doing what they do best--analysis. Too bad these words--
non-compromising and analysis--are not in Bush's vocabulary.


Anonymous Lex said...

So if I understand what the president is saying (never a sure bet), at least 60% of Americans and all 16 of our intelligence agencies have swallowed enemy propaganda.

I'm no expert, but I think this is a Bad Thing. What do you recommend?

Monday, October 2, 2006 at 7:37:00 AM GMT-5  
Blogger rangeragainstwar said...

Dear Lex (I presume, not "Luther"),

Clearly, I wrote my fantasy episode of "I, Spy" too convincingly. Thanks for making me aware of this fact, and I've tweaked it a bit.

The Bad Thing, of course, is our President's absurd hectoring that we have been compromised by the very folks paid to inform us. Smacks of McCarthyism, another Bad Thing.

I recommend we keep our eyes and ears open, and stay out of the rabbit hole. And, that Congress grows a backbone and forces the administration to base decisions based on factual info vs. gut instincts.

Thanks for reading,

Monday, October 2, 2006 at 7:56:00 AM GMT-5  

Post a Comment

Links to this post:

Create a Link

<< Home