Scattered MIB's

Maybe...but don't be too sure they're keeping them under lock and key.

The FBI has had more than 300 weapons and laptops lost or stolen in just under the past four years, and some of the computers contained sensitive or classified information, the U.S. Justice Department inspector general recently said in a highly critical report.

This type of toe-tripping may be why your FBI still can't find the original mailer of the Anthrax packages from early in the PWOT. Sleep soundly tonight knowing your FBI is protecting you. Three-piece suits at the ready are the finest line of defense for America. Possibly if they use two hands, they'll find their...