In Your Dreams
Why this feeling, why this glow,
Why the thrill when you say "hello"
--Sarah Vaughan, Mr Wonderful (1956)
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A fine editorial from William Falk,
editor of The Week magazine:
editor of The Week magazine:
"I promise to bring your job back from overseas, even is it hasn't gone there yet, to build walls and dig moats at the borders, to cut taxes, to provide universal health care, to preserve all of our government entitlements, and to balance the budget. I am firmly opposed to storing the nation's nuclear waste at Yucca Mountain, or in any state that holds its primaries before, say, March. I promise to model my presidency on Ronald Reagan's, because, like me, he has good hair and was an agent of change, or, if you prefer, on John F. Kennedy's. Whichever. And please remember that by voting for me, you are also voting for yourself, your children, your gender, your race, your religion, and for unifying our great nation. Thank you."
Submitted, for your consideration.
Labels: ideal candidate, mr wonderful, william falk
3 Comments:
Sounds good to me but until he promises a pony in ever yard I just can't bring myself to vote for him. I know he'll promise that as soon as you send my wish to him.
jo6pac
jo,
You can have anything you want, at Alice's Restaurant!
Mormons are Christians. The official church name is The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints. Are you really a Ranger or SF graduate??
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