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Tuesday, September 10, 2013

Because Obama!


A brilliant spoof of social networking and simpiness: a Kickstarter campaign to steamroll over our constitutional protections.  Just look at those sincere faces (especially the emo hipster guy with the horn rims) -- like lambs to slaughter: "We pledged to support HIM!"

He's Old School and New, our Peace Prize beknighted (benighted?) demon Democrat, hell on wheels, whelped on George W. Bush's game plan and standing in the door to co-opt the "war" from the war hawks. How can we not want to affiliate with such a dude ... just look at His iPod list. There will be "drones that play the Lumineers, while they attack -- It'll be the most socially-media focused war EVER!" Oh, and "you'll probably end up in a refugee camp -- but it'll have free Wi-fi."

 And, "he's friends with Jay-Z"; every demi-despot deserves his own semi-thug personality friend, no? North Korea's Kim Jong-un has Dennis Rodman to throw him a birthday bash, and our President Obama has Jay-Z.

Make your donation today before taking your nighttime dose of Soma. It'll give you something besides Miley to Tweet about.

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Anonymous Anonymous said...

Thanks for the laugh - I needed that.

no one

Tuesday, September 10, 2013 at 2:46:00 PM GMT-5  
Blogger no one said...

When life becomes parody - the winter warrior now says about the need to continue to press for US attacks against Syria, "nothing focuses the mind like the prospect of a hanging."

Who are these guys? BHO, the pirate (as noted in your link), wanting to fire shots across the bow and Kerry the wild west vigilante. Kind of odd, because you'd think it would be BHO talking about lynching and former squid Kerry getting into to loosing ye olde grapeshot and - shiver me timbers - givin' the scallywags a mighty broadside.

Tuesday, September 10, 2013 at 9:37:00 PM GMT-5  
Blogger Lisa said...

no 1,

Things do seem a bit askew, eh wot?

Wednesday, September 11, 2013 at 1:45:00 PM GMT-5  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

There's this store that just set up in town in a large vacant retail space in a strip mall; kind of a weird business concept. They only sell Halloween stuff. After Halloween they pack up and move on. I thought maybe they switched over to Turkey day accoutrements and then Xmas decorations. No they told me. Only Halloween.

But boy do they have some awesome Halloween stuff in there. Right out of Hollywood. Fully motorized life sized monsters, ghouls, zombies and rabid dogs with motion sensors that cause their eyes to light up and horendous sounds - howls, grunts, growls, and stuff your mother-in-law might say when gossip has it you've been spending too much time in town (If you know what I mean) - to issue forth, climaxing in these beasts lunging out at the passing by with snapping jaws and twitching claws.

All kinds of costumes too.

I note that the pirate costume is still in vogue. There was an Obama zombie mask that was pretty frightening. And then there was a zombie old west sherriff mask + costume that, I swear, actually looks like the real life Kerry (or how he probably looks sans botox and make up) - though I'm pretty sure this was not intended.

Then it dawned on me. Maybe the store is a one trick pony b/c the rest of the year they have to fulfill their consulting contracts in DC?

no one

Wednesday, September 11, 2013 at 4:33:00 PM GMT-5  

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