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Saturday, July 05, 2008

Don't Ask, Don't Tell


You can fool some of the people all of the time,
and all of the people some of the time,

but you can not fool all of the people all of the time

--Abraham Lincoln

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The Sunshine State's governor Charlie Crist has announced his engagement to his girlfriend on the 4th of July, a patriotic gesture, indeed (Governor Crist to Wed.)

This is an opportune "family value" moment for Mr. Crist, who is being considered as a running mate for Republican presidential candidate John McCain. But for want of an "h", Charles has the perfect name to go with his soon-to-be perfect matrimonial state, though the old-timers still make of it a hard "i", anyway. Crist, 51, even claims he would like to have a child of his own one day.

He should probably ask Tom Cruise and Michael Jackson for some procreative advice on the matter.

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7 Comments:

Blogger BadTux said...

Oh boy. Just what we need, another trophy wife like Suzanne Craig (the rather ill-looking spouse of Senator Larry "Wide Stance" Craig, R-Homophobia) to "prove" that a gay-as-a-the-gay-mayor-of-gaytown queer Republican "isn't" gay. Sigh. But he hasn't been caught soliciting sex in a glory hole yet, so I suppose that makes it okay...

- Badtux the Snarky Penguin

Sunday, July 6, 2008 at 3:07:00 AM EST  
Blogger The Minstrel Boy said...

is there a special detail of secret service personnel that will keep mr. crist safe from scandal in public bathrooms?

not that it really matters, all he would need to do to rehabilitate his image is to sponsor another "defense of marriage" bill.

Sunday, July 6, 2008 at 12:34:00 PM EST  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I think we should train our soldiers to shoot against the direction of rotation of the Earth, so that the target actually moves toward the bullet. This will result in a more efficient shooting capability for boots on the ground.

Sunday, July 6, 2008 at 12:49:00 PM EST  
Blogger rangeragainstwar said...

ark, i'd prefer that cmts be pertinent to the article that inspires cmt.this is not a free zing site-.the blogs are presented in good faith and if you do not accept them as such then please stop cmt.i am not your buffoon. jim

Sunday, July 6, 2008 at 1:35:00 PM EST  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

you're not a buffoon but you have a lot of stupid rules. especially for an advocate of free speech.

Monday, July 7, 2008 at 12:18:00 PM EST  
Blogger Lisa said...

Arkhamite,

Lisa here: Jim and I differ slightly on the matter of comments. To me, this is a free-fire zone so long as the comments are not vulgar ad hominem attacks, because that gets us nowhere.

The goal is engaged dialog, and so long as you can enter the flow and make salient comments, all are welcome. Sometimes we receive comments that seem to make no sense per the post, and those are just ignored. No harm done.

You have made some excellent observations, and I hope you continue to participate.

Monday, July 7, 2008 at 12:57:00 PM EST  
Blogger rangeragainstwar said...

ark., yes i do have a lot of stupid rules and one of them is that impertinent ,smart ass, irrelevent cmts are not welcome on this blog. i write in complete dedication to my antiwar stance and your cmts about shooting fucking bullets against the rotation of the earth are fucking idiotic, inane and irrelevent.
heres a new rule-stay off the blog if you are zinging.i have no wish or desire to play with assholes operating from the outer reaches of the universe.ya, thats a rule and it's pretty fucking simple.
Lisa DO NOT DELETE THIS.!

Tuesday, July 8, 2008 at 5:42:00 PM EST  

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