On the Cover of the Rolling Stone

Rolling Stone -- wanna see our pictures
on the cover of the Stone
Wanna buy 5 copies for our mothers
Stone -- wanna see my smilin' face
on the cover of the Rolling Stone.
--Cover of the Rolling Stone,
Dr. Hook
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Subtitle: The Raw and the Cooked.

O.k., not the Stones. But hey, Lisa's gonna front the Home Section of the New York Times this Thursday, 23 July. It is an article on people who live without air conditioning -- check it out. (You never knew you had such a hippy-dippy chick writing this war stuff, didja?!)

And we always thought Ranger would be the first to find his way into All The News That's Fit to Print. Alas. He doesn't like to be bested, but this is life.

Lisa will take fame any way she can find it. Who ever thought a feature would follow from schvitzing all summer? She doesn't complain -- it is how she keeps her girlish figure ("It's too hot to cook.") Part of the year she has always been a raw foodist, even when raw food wasn't cool. Summers are so very Blanche DuBois around here.

Will Fame and fortune follow from not having an air conditioner? Will she find her Knight in Shining Armor who will whisk her away to central heat and air nirvana? Maybe just someone with a walk-up pad in Cinque Terra for the summer?

Stay tuned. . .