Duty, Honor, Cuntry

Wearing shoes anddrinkin' booze

it goes against theBible.

A necktie will make you die

and cause you lots oftrouble.

--Cornbread and ButterBeans,

North Carolina ChocolateDrops

Boy you been a naughty girl

you let your knickers down

--I am the Walrus, The Beatles

And nobody does it better

Though sometimes I wish someone could

Nobody does it quite the way you do

Why'd you have to be so good?

--Nobody Does it Better,

Carly Simon

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Ranger Question of the Day:

Shouldn't screwingColombian whores

be covered underNAFTA?

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Subtitle: Colonizing the world via penis, whether by peeing on orejaculating into foreign bodies -- a form of sub-rosa cultural exchange?

The President's Secret Service security detail has been caughtwith their collective pants down; surprise, surprise. To threaten their relief(of the other sort) seems the highest hypocrisy, since the Secret Service hasbeen facilitating the use of the White House as the National Whorehouse sinceat least the days of Franklin Delano Roosevelt.

If presidents can do so on the national dime, why not SecretService agents? However, what does concern us is the alleged involvementof five Special Operations soldiers. You wanna bet these were Seal Team 6members?

First: Why are SOF assets beingused as security for the president? Isn't their function war fighting, orhas this morphed into whore fighting?

Second: If they werewhore mongering, how is that any different than past U.S. behavior in Columbia? What is the gradation between killing drug lords and fucking high-end escorts? How do we differentiate moral from immoral? We can kill them, butwe can't screw them?

Over the last ten years, SOF has performed assassinations,torture, run secret prisons, kidnapped and generally run roughshod over theworld, yet they aren't allowed to poke Colombian whores -- where is theconsistency?

Press Secretary Jay Carney says President Obama expects agents to adhereto "the highest levels of integrity and probity,"which presumably means paying the going rate to the foreign people whom theyprobe. Fear not for "[t]he agency is carrying out a full probe into the incident." This is so much feigned outrage from anadministration that wants to claim some of the moral stench wielded so well bythe Republicans for itself.

Unfortunately, nobody does it better, even when their knickers aredown around their knees.