Warriors Collect Booty

--Rape of the Sabine Women,
Peter Paul Rubens

Some folks inherit star spangled eyes
Ooh, they send you down to war, Lord
And when you ask them, "How much should we give?"
Ooh, they only answer More! more! more! Yo!
--Fortunate Son,
Creedence Clearwater Revival

She poppin' she rollin', she rollin'
She climbin' that pole and
She trippin' she playin', she playin'
I'm not goin' nowhere girl, I'm stayin'
--I'm N Luv Wid a Stripper,
T Pain

You can't leave,
'cause your heart is there
But you can't stay,
'cause you been somewhere else!
--Family Affair,
Sly and the Family Stone
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The WPPA (West Point Protection Association) comes through again, rescuing Colonel James Johnson from the exploits of his johnson.

Colonel James H. Johnson III, former commander of the U.S. Army's 173rd Airborne Brigade, has pled guilty to 15 charges, including bigamy, adultery and fraud, stemming from an extramarital affair with an Iraqi woman Johnson met while on deployment in 2005. For this he has been slapped smartly on the wrist with a $300,000 fine by a court martial presided over by five Colonels:

"He had faced possible decades in prison and dismissal from the Army as a maximum sentence. The panel of five colonels who presided over the court-martial . . . did not explain their decision"(Colonel found guilty of fraud, fined $300K).

He might have faced 54 years, a dismissal from the service, total forfeiture of pay and allowances and a fine . . . but we are talking a West Point graduate with a pedigree, here. Was Col. Johnson a war-fighter, a nation-builder, or a politico-military hybrid? Since hearts and minds were the mantra of the wars, can we really blame the Colonel for taking it to heart, and trying to nail a little Iraqi heart and mind for himself?

Why do we hold soldiers to a higher code of sexual conduct than that which apply to our political leaders? An officer is sworn to be a gentlemen, but what constitutes that designator? Does a gentlemen do the dirty work of using his body to invade and fuck nations, but may not use that same body to fuck another person? What about a warrior? Can a warrior be a gentleman, too, and can it be concurrent with his term of service?

Interesting that these same charges were leveled at the man currently being vetted for the ambassadorship of Iraq and few raise an eye. Brett McGurk committed adultery with Wall Street Journal reporter Gina Chon while posted in Iraq during George W. Bush's second term, with Chon trading sex for access to classified materials from McGurk. Yet McGurk is considered appropriate high-level State Department material, while Johnson's career has ended.

Read more here: http://www.macon.com/2012/06/14/2060411/us-army-col-found-guilty-of-fraud.html#storylink=cpRanger suggests double standards, and more importantly, a misunderstanding of a KEY TERM: Warrior. Warriors have a different ethos than do soldiers: They are NOT gentlemen; they DO collect booty. Warriors have historically taken concubines while on campaign. Warriors interbreed with captured females. They have always declared privileges denied the common man.

If we are truly warriors then let our warriors have concubines (or, "forest wives" -- "dessert wives" (?) -- as the Bielsky partisans took); such is the privilege of the warrior. If we are warriors, we must accept behavior that goes beyond the boundaries of soldierly conduct. Yes, bigamy and adultery are the accepted charges, and they are illegal behaviors in the U.S. -- but maybe warriors should get a pass?


Johnson is also charged with paying tens of thousands of dollars of contracts to his mistress's father for things that "were neither produced nor received." The panel also found him guilty of giving the family an Army cell phone on which they ran up more than $80,000 in charges. But all of these things are stuff that warriors do: They knock a little off the tops for themselves and their nearest and dearest, including their New Best Friends and her family.

It is more than a bit galling for Ranger to find himself effectively arguing for Johnson's behavior; clearly, his privilege of having a proxy marriage in Montana and house plans for his new honey is beyond the grasp of most ordinary fighting men. But he is using it to bring the question of warriorhood vs. soldiering to the fore.

Is warriorhood the devolution of soldiering? Until we decide the answers, it is best to keep our dicks under strict control.

After reasoning this out, a part of Ranger now secretly wishes he had been a "warrior", too (if we decide there will be no repercussions, that is.)