His Legacy: It's a Triple-Header

My reputation grows with every failure
--George Bernard Shaw

Nobody does it better
Makes me feel sad for the rest
Nobody does it half as good as you
Baby you're the best
--Nobody Does it Better, Carly Simon

If Albert was an Einstein
and Phillis was a Diller
and Michael Jackson was a thriller
then you could be a winner
--The Winner, Coolio
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As of today it is official: the U.S. is in recession. Finally, the government has to admit the fact that has been haunting us in broad daylight for at least the last year. But the recession statistic is simply a fact.

The really historically amazing part of this dismal state of economic affairs is the confluence of a sinking economy with elective wars. Where most administrations would look to war to rev up the home side economy, Bush has instead used them to tear ours asunder. George W. Bush's legacy of extreme fuckupedness is now secured.

Mr. Bush is the first U.S. President to preside not over one war, but two, while his country descends into recession, lumbering toward an uncertain and rocky shore. It is a daring feat of incompetence unparalleled in modern history. A stunning failure by any accounting.

U.S. legions are fighting over there so We The People can go broke over here. We will never have to fight them over here thanks to George Bush; we will not have the money for beans and bullets. Bush can now preemptively invade the U.S. economy and declare a War on Recession, making it 3 for 3. Yowza yowza.

It is now official: George W. Bush has fucked up a wet dream.