The Birds

Christopher C. Kaufman

Why are they doing this? Why are they doing this?
They said when you got here, the whole thing started.
Who are you? What are you? Where did you come from?
I think you're the cause of all this. I think you're evil! EVIL!
--a mother, The Birds (1963)
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So now we are to understand that pigeon excrement is a possible culprit in the recent Minneapolis bridge collapse which killed 13 and injured 100.

"Experts say the corrosive guano deposited all over the Interstate 35W span's framework helped the steel beams rust faster (Experts Tie Pigeon Dung, Bridge Collapse)." Add the preponderance of pigeon guano to missing bolts and cracking steel, and you have a problem.

What a coincidence, since it is chicken-shit chickenhawk leadership that is corroding the U.S. national identity.